Weird Tumblr Themes

My name is Carly Mae and I am The Goblin Queen

yahwehh:

collar-and-hipbones:

plumag-e:

im-a-w-k-w-a-r-d-hi:

imarie1:

inspirethekids:

pure-breath:

w-r-i-st-s:

Favourite photo on tumblr

never stop rebloging this 

i wanna do this.

this is the best

WHERE IS THIS PLACE? I WANT TO MARRY THIS GUY. 

It must feel so great to listen to so many different people. aH

this is amazing 

i never not reblog this, this guy is incredible

yahwehh:

collar-and-hipbones:

plumag-e:

im-a-w-k-w-a-r-d-hi:

imarie1:

inspirethekids:

pure-breath:

w-r-i-st-s:

Favourite photo on tumblr

never stop rebloging this 

i wanna do this.

this is the best

WHERE IS THIS PLACE? I WANT TO MARRY THIS GUY. 

It must feel so great to listen to so many different people. aH

this is amazing 

i never not reblog this, this guy is incredible

pvriah:

godtbh:

aholelife:

This is a friend of mine. 15th September 2014

Holy mother of God


Tell your friend I want to bang him

pvriah:

godtbh:

aholelife:

This is a friend of mine.
15th September 2014

Holy mother of God

Tell your friend I want to bang him

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

Hey, everyone. Let’s talk about a thing.

I literally do not give two shits if you have never had a drop of alcohol or a hint of drugs in your life and I literally do not give two shits if you spend every waking moment of your life fucked up beyond all belief.

You know what I do give a shit about? Self righteous douche bags who spend every second of their lives talking about why others’ actions are wrong or how others have harmed them. Other people are going to do things that you may not agree with and they may even hurt your feelings from time to time. And you know what? That’s called motherfucking life. But going around acting like you are any better than any other human on this planet just shows how immature and closed minded you are.

Open your fucking eyes to the world around you. Because you are not even a dust speck in the universe and when you die not one single person is going to give a fuck how much you drank and when your family dies no one will even know who the fuck you were. Your soul will move on and when you are reborn I hope your self righteous ass is reborn as a fucking alcoholic scumbag with an increasing drug problem.

I have never met an alcohol or drug user who actively pushed alcohol or drugs on others, but I sure have known a lot of straight edge kids to preach to and belittle those who do not share their beliefs.

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT