My name is Carly Mae and I am The Goblin Queen
1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.
2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.
3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.
4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.
5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.
6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?
7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.
8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.
9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.
10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.
Hey, everyone. Let’s talk about a thing.
I literally do not give two shits if you have never had a drop of alcohol or a hint of drugs in your life and I literally do not give two shits if you spend every waking moment of your life fucked up beyond all belief.
You know what I do give a shit about? Self righteous douche bags who spend every second of their lives talking about why others’ actions are wrong or how others have harmed them. Other people are going to do things that you may not agree with and they may even hurt your feelings from time to time. And you know what? That’s called motherfucking life. But going around acting like you are any better than any other human on this planet just shows how immature and closed minded you are.
Open your fucking eyes to the world around you. Because you are not even a dust speck in the universe and when you die not one single person is going to give a fuck how much you drank and when your family dies no one will even know who the fuck you were. Your soul will move on and when you are reborn I hope your self righteous ass is reborn as a fucking alcoholic scumbag with an increasing drug problem.
I have never met an alcohol or drug user who actively pushed alcohol or drugs on others, but I sure have known a lot of straight edge kids to preach to and belittle those who do not share their beliefs.
Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them & it could be completely silent.